spit take

We’re at the waterfall, and we’re watching a dad throw his unwilling son into the deepest part.

And I'm smoking something thick and sharp in the back seat. 

And “I'm not baking a cake, I can tell you that much. This is the remnants of a bag of K with some leftover coke thrown in”.

And Eve Babitz wrote the bible. And she accidentally set herself on fire and now we’ll never read the book she wrote from the hospital because now she's dead from Huntingtons.

And house centipedes should never be that big, horses should never die, and snakes shouldn't know how to swim.

And we all pass around the same cigarette, and it's so cool how we don't care if we get sick

And I know some people who died, and sometimes I think things you're not supposed to think about. 

And that kid was crying when his dad threw him in. Even though he had a life jacket, he was scared. My dad always did stuff like that to me, and Andy wishes his dad did stuff like that to him. Which is maybe the secret to understanding men and womens respective problems. 

And did you know that our saliva contains a natural opioid that can't pass the blood-brain barrier?

They're saying it's six times more powerful than morphine.